What piece of furniture would you be?

So, I went over to design crush today to see what she was blogging about. Aparently there is this generator, where if you type in your name, it generates what kind of IKEA furniture you would be. Here is mine:
I decided to test it's accuracy one more time. The picture above was actually the second time, which I prefered to the first one, which was an ugly end-table.

Try it here.